GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.